Hey there! I'm The Lovely and Talented Regional Radio Personality, Internet Scholar and Barstool Genius Wonderful Arnie Wheeler, The Other White Meat.

Mitch from the Ford dealership was doing a live commercial today when he mentioned he would make a "special" announcement tomorrow. After I enthusiastically told him how much I would be anticipating the glorious moment, he added that he was sure I would be waiting by the radio. I told him: "I don't have to wait by the radio, because I am IN the radio!"

NEW DRINK!

Lindsey Vonn is everywhere. She's on the Wheaties box. Red Bull is one of her sponsors. They're going to put her image on limited edition six packs. Add a shot of Jagermeister and you really have something to propel yourself down the hill. A Fiber Bomb!

Ya gotta love poker!

Whitey took me out Saturday night in our little Barron game. I turn the nut straight and go all in and he pairs the board for a full house! All you can do is get your money in with the best hand and if it doesn't work out, you just have to pay him. Whitey is a marked man!

We've been in this house four years now, and I'm still working on getting up the carpet in the basement. At one time the pad was attached to the carpet, but now the pad is attached to the floor. Softening with the wallpaper steamer and then scraping seems to get the best results. There is a reward in completing this tedious job, however. When I finally finish, everybody gets to play shuffleboard!

When children make laws!

Ya gotta love it when kids get to do grown-up things. Students from the Jaffrey Grade School are lobbying state lawmakers to make apple cider the state beverage. Come on gang, there’s a need to be more specific! At my house the fruit beverage is OJ. The official milk is 2%. The official fermented malt beverage would be beer (our compromise choice probably Rollling Rock). The official liquor is definitely Tennessee sour mash whiskey from Jack Daniel’s distillery. By the way, JD goes well with Cheerios!

NEW CONCEPT!

I was at a wedding the other day (congrats Amber & Jesse) and I discovered something new. Somehow I got glitter on my face and determined that it happened in the reception line. Lt. Dish's friend Peggy was wearing glitter but I never made any contact with her. However, she was in line ahead of me and we figured that when she hugged the bride, she left behind some sparkle. I then picked it up on Amber's next hug. We have decided to call this phenomena "communicable glitter." If that's the worst thing I pass along during this lifetime, I will have won!

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