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This must be what they meant by "Alt Right"

posted Oct 16, 2017, 8:43 AM by Ryan Quinn

There's a Republican candidate that's hoping for Ileana Ros-Lehtinen's soon-to-be-vacated seat in Congress. She claims she's been abducted by aliens at age 7 and telepathically in contact with them ever since. 

Apparently, even to this day, there are three "blond, big-bodied beings" are in touch with her. They tell her things.  Like that there's a cave in Malta with 30,000 alien skulls, that the world's "energy center" is in Africa, that a local limestone pile in Miami is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid, and stuff like that.

Don't Date Models (Or Rich Banker Dudes)

posted Oct 16, 2017, 5:16 AM by Ryan Quinn

This is why you don't date models. 

A rich banker guy turned informant for the FBI (he was avoiding jail on pump and dump charges) had just broken up with his model girlfriend because, as he said, she asked him to fund her new business. He didn't want to do that and decided to end the relationship. 

Her response was about what you'd expect. She drove her (now ex) boyfriend's Mercedes into a pool as revenge for dumping her.  These people probably deserve each other. 

Octopus Thrower Welcomed Back

posted Oct 16, 2017, 5:01 AM by Ryan Quinn

The Detroit Red Wings welcome back the "banned for life" Canadian who threw an octopus on ice at Little Caesar's Arena. It may have been the first octopus at the LCA but this wasn't his first time throwing an octopus, he was quoted as saying "since I threw the last one at the Joe(Louis Arena), I had to try"

From the link above he's also quoted appearing to have learned a lesson.

 “It was worth it to do it but I will never do it again,” he said. “I’ll never throw one again. That was the last one that I’ll ever throw in my life.”

The Red Wings do not have an official policy or position on the octopus-throwing tradition 

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL MISHAP THROWING UP

posted Mar 10, 2017, 6:48 AM by Ryan Quinn

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL MISHAP THROWING UP


ProTip

posted Nov 30, 2016, 10:28 AM by Ryan Quinn

I don't care how pissed off you are, it's never OK to pull a gun over a parking spot. Even when Christmas shopping. Especially when Christmas shopping.

El Barto

posted Nov 30, 2016, 10:23 AM by Ryan Quinn

This is pretty great. 

All charges have been dropped against this man who spray painted "El Barto" all over Naperville, Illinois. Yes, it's a Simpsons reference, and yes, for a 25 year old joke, it is still hilarious.

ProTip!

posted Nov 25, 2016, 9:19 AM by Ryan Quinn   [ updated Nov 25, 2016, 10:07 AM ]

ProTip: Painting your car to look like a police car will not give you immunity. In fact it could bring you more trouble.

This Shoulda Been Us...

posted Nov 25, 2016, 8:33 AM by Ryan Quinn

I'm disappointed. We drink a lot of beer in Wisconsin, but apparently over Thanksgiving we weren't keeping up with the folks in Pennsylvania. So many people purchased alcohol that the state's entire liquor system went down. We've got work to do.

Weed Truck Catches Fire on Bridge.

posted Oct 24, 2016, 10:34 AM by Ryan Quinn

Here's a link for background on the fire: CLICK ME

Meet Hermie, the mouse eating spider

posted Oct 24, 2016, 9:33 AM by Ryan Quinn   [ updated Oct 24, 2016, 9:34 AM ]

So I am just about to leave for work about 12:30 and me neighbour says 'You want to see something cool' and I say 'hell yeah'," quote from the story on ABC.net.au

Click the photo for video of and story.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-24/huntsman-spider-drags-mouse-to-grisly-end-in-central-queensland/7959662?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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